Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both
I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”
“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”
“What is hurricane tortilla?”
“vines for $600″
“back at it again at ______”
“what is krispy kreme”
“vines for 300”
“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”
“who is jared”
Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
8 year old me :
